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I've had a guy, a drunken man, come up to me one time on stage while I was telling a joke, super drunk out of his mind. He's like, I love your legs. Your legs are amazing. Also, forget about comedy. You're too pretty to do comedy. You should be my wife. Oh, it's tough like a guy more than once if like, I'll be on stage in the middle of a joke and then somebody's like, show us your breasts.